Milwaukee is for Rednecks

I pulled into Milwaukee at the onset of one of the coldest periods in local history. To be precise, with wind chill, the temp reached as low as -35 degrees. I've never been this cold, and had it not been for a sale at KMart, I'd have succumbed to the deep freeze within minutes.

I have Arizona clothes, meaning all of my clothes are light and airy, just the opposite of what they should be up here.